I'm not normally into gossip, but this is priceless. Demi Moore, of Bruce Willis's ex-wife fame, has stated in a press release her confidence in blood detoxifying. She says she has been using "highly trained medical leetches" to detoxify her blood. "They have a little enzyme.. and when they are biting down on you, it gets released in your blood. Generally you bleed for quite a bit and your health is optimized."
What a person. I love the idea of highly trained leeches. How do you train a leech? What are you training them to do even? They already know how to suck blood. How could they do it differently?