Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Celebrities Are Better Than You

I'm not normally into gossip, but this is priceless. Demi Moore, of Bruce Willis's ex-wife fame, has stated in a press release her confidence in blood detoxifying. She says she has been using "highly trained medical leetches" to detoxify her blood. "They have a little enzyme.. and when they are biting down on you, it gets released in your blood. Generally you bleed for quite a bit and your health is optimized."

What a person. I love the idea of highly trained leeches. How do you train a leech? What are you training them to do even? They already know how to suck blood. How could they do it differently?

They airbrushed the leech bites out of this.

Friday, December 26, 2008

This Makes Me Kinda Proud to Be an American

Was reading the beeb this morning and found an article about how our guys are handling the Afghanistan situation. Apparently, the CIA found a novel way to gain information from fickle Afghan warlords - supplying the sex-enhancing drug Viagra. In one case, a 60-year-old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days later detailed Taleban movements in return for more.

Those little blue pills are now helping us win the War on Terror. I wonder if Pfizer's marketing people are going to use that.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

All I Want For Christmas...

Sometimes an idea so great comes along that makes you wonder why no one's ever thought of it before. Burger King's new fragrance is not one of those ideas. Called Flame, the company says the spray is "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat" and it's all I want for Christmas this year.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

URL Change

If you're looking for the online portfolio of prolific Industrial Designer, Brad Anderson, you've come to the wrong place. The URL has moved to http://bradandersondesign.blogspot.com/.