Saturday, January 10, 2009

Wallpaper Saturday!

Still biding my time 'til school starts again. Here's a wallpaper inspired by my weird crush on the White House press secretary.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Sacrifice Your Friends for a Whopper

I really wish that sushi place on Monroe Center would do a promotion like this.

Monday, January 5, 2009

The Truth About Chuck

I'm glad people finally stopped with the whole "Chuck Norris has a fist under his beard" meme because I hate Chuck Norris.

Thanks to this web site, it's okay to hate Chuck Norris again!

Some examples of REAL Chuck Norris facts...

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers; Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting; and Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.

I am so glad this web site exists.

I Just Really Like This


Sunday, January 4, 2009

Twelve Best Albums of Twenty Aught Eight

Everyone else is making these lists and I'm not above them so here's some of my favorite albums of '08 in no particular order:
Vampire Weekend - s/t
Girl Talk - Feed the Animals
The Walkmen - You & Me
MGMT - Oracular Spectacular
Deerhunter - Microcastle
Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
Foals - Antidotes
Mates of State - Re-arrange Us
The Microphones - The Glow pt. 2
Charlie Slick - Edward Murphy
The Death Set - Worldwide
Broken Social Scene Presents: Brendan Canning - Something For All of Us

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Celebrities Are Better Than You

I'm not normally into gossip, but this is priceless. Demi Moore, of Bruce Willis's ex-wife fame, has stated in a press release her confidence in blood detoxifying. She says she has been using "highly trained medical leetches" to detoxify her blood. "They have a little enzyme.. and when they are biting down on you, it gets released in your blood. Generally you bleed for quite a bit and your health is optimized."

What a person. I love the idea of highly trained leeches. How do you train a leech? What are you training them to do even? They already know how to suck blood. How could they do it differently?

They airbrushed the leech bites out of this.

Friday, December 26, 2008

This Makes Me Kinda Proud to Be an American

Was reading the beeb this morning and found an article about how our guys are handling the Afghanistan situation. Apparently, the CIA found a novel way to gain information from fickle Afghan warlords - supplying the sex-enhancing drug Viagra. In one case, a 60-year-old warlord with four wives was given four pills and four days later detailed Taleban movements in return for more.

Those little blue pills are now helping us win the War on Terror. I wonder if Pfizer's marketing people are going to use that.